Notice Board
Department of British and American Studies, Pavol Jozef Šafárik University
Thursday, March 14, 2024
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Bye!
P.S. A little friendly advice: from now on, take what you do online more seriously.
Tuesday, March 12, 2024
Erasmus+ and NSP students - list of public holidays and day offs
Sunday, March 10, 2024
EXTERNI STUDENTI
cancelled classes
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Prof. Dr. Pavol Stekauer
Department of British and American Studies
P.J. Safarik University
Moyzesova 9
04001 Kosice
Slovakia
SKASE Journal of Theoretical Linguistics: www.skase.sk (Web of Science, Scopus, Erih+)
Conferences: Word-formation Theories / Typology and Universals in Word-formation
Sunday, March 3, 2024
doc. Šnircová cancelled classes, 4th and 5th March
My week 4 Monday and Tuesday classes are cancelled due to illness. In
week 5 we will cover the week 4 topics.
Soňa Šnircová
Friday, March 1, 2024
Wednesday, February 28, 2024
Attention: Onomatopoeia experiments
Dear students,
the first onomatopoeia experiment will be open for you from Friday, March 1 for one week (till March 9). Please, read the following instructions before you open the form:
- There are two language versions of the experiment form: Slovak and Ukrainian. Choose one!
- Open the form and observe the instructions. There are 9 sections in the form. Each section consists of a link and a set of 7 multiple-choice questions. For tasks 1-6 you can choose 1 answer. In Task 7 you can choose 3 answers but no more.
- Before you start answering, you must open the link. Each link is a recording. Various sounds are recorded. I recommend using headphones. You can listen to each recording as many times as needed. The recordings are short.
- The completion time depends on the number of times you listen to individual recordings, but it should not take more than 30 minutes.
If you have any questions, please contact me by email. Thank you very much for your cooperation,
LK
Tuesday, February 27, 2024
S. Tomascikova KH
pracovnej ceste zrusene. Slavka Tomascikova
Monday, February 26, 2024
KH Tomascikova LS
13.15-14.00
Office hours in the summer semester 2023/2024 S. Tomascikova: Monday
10.45-11.30, 13.15-14.00
povinna ucast na prednaskach Maurizia Viezzi 4.3. a 5.3.2024
Prosim studentov a studentky, aby sa zucastnili prezentacii hostujuceho profesora nasledovne:
4.3.2024 16.15-17.00 Aula Kostliveho, 2. rocnik BASb, BASbm, 3. rocnik AJEIEm Recova komunikacia, a Semiotika medialneho textu.
5.3.2024 15.30-16.05 AP1P2, 1. rocnik AJEIEb, 1. rocnik AJEIEm, a Semiotika medialneho textu.
Slavka Tomascikova
AJEIEb povinna ucast na prezentacii pondelok 26.2.2024 o 14.00
studentov a studentky modulu Francuzsky jazyk vo vsetkych rocnikoch na
prezentaciu stipendii francuzskej vlady, ktora sa uskutocni v pondelok
26.2.2024 o 14.00 v AP1S9. Ucast tychto studujucich a studentov a
studentiek predmetu Semiotika medialneho textu je povinna, ucast
ostatnych je vitana. Slavka Tomascikova
Sunday, February 25, 2024
Zrušená hodina - Rečová Komunikácia (26.2.)
Tuesday, February 20, 2024
Výzva na podávanie prihlášok na štúdium a stáž v rámci programu Erasmus+ na akademický rok 2024/2025
od dnešného dňa majú študenti a doktorandi možnosť prihlásiť sa na dlhodobé študentské mobility v rámci programu Erasmus+ na akademický rok 2024/2025.
Študenti a doktorandi sa môžu prihlásiť do výberového konania prostredníctvom Google formulára, ktorý bude prístupný do 04.03.2024, 12:00 hod. na tejto stránke: https://www.upjs.sk/filozoficka-fakulta/info-pre-studentov/mobility/. V rámci aktuálnej výzvy sa študenti a doktorandi môžu prihlásiť na tieto typy mobilít:
- dlhodobé mobility - štúdium
- dlhodobé mobility - stáž
Tuesday, February 13, 2024
Adriana Sabovikova classes - Wednesday, February 14
Korpusova linkgvistika v LS
Moderné literárne smery
Šnircová
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Assoc.prof. Soňa Šnircová,PhD.
Department of British and American Studies
Faculty of Arts
Pavol Jozef Šafárik University
Moyzesova 9
04001 Košice
Slovakia
SKASE JOURNAL OF LITERARY AND CULTURAL STUDIES
doc.Mgr. Soňa Šnircová, PhD
Katedra anglistiky a amerikanistiky
Filozofická fakulta
UPJŠ
Moyzesova 9
04001 Košice
Monday, February 12, 2024
Week 1 - Classes cancelled, Polakova
All W1 classes (12.2.2024 - 16.2.2024) are cancelled due to health issues.
Best,
Sunday, February 11, 2024
History of British Literature I - Lectures 12.2.
Introductory session (room RE0A6) will begin at 10.15.
Soňa Šnircová
Tomascikova zrusena vyucba 12.2.2024
stretnutia budu 19.2.2024 podla rozvrhu. Slavka Tomascikova
Language Skills 2 - Materials - BASb & BASb Double Majors
Info o pridaných a zrušených predmetoch počas LS
Lucia Gallová
Thursday, February 8, 2024
Zmena v rozvrhu - predmet Dejiny USA - Vybrané kapitoly
Lucia Gallová
lucia.gallova@student.upjs.sk
Tuesday, February 6, 2024
R. Gregová - zrušené KH
Department of British and American Studies
Monday, February 5, 2024
Fundamentals of British Lexicography
Fundamentals of British Lexicography
(Online, Microsoft Teams)
Professor Dr. Myroslava Fabian
16.02.2024 (07:05 -10:05)
08.03; 15.03.2024 (07:05 -10:05)
05.04; 12.04.2024 (07:05 -10:05)
03.05; 10.05.2024 (07:05 -10:05)
Stylistics for external students
Stylistics for external students
(online, Microsoft Teams)
Professor Dr. Myroslava Fabian
14.03.2024 (08:30 -09:15; 09:15 -10:00;10:15-11:00; 11:00-11:45; 11:45-12:30)
Stylistics
Stylistics
(online, Microsoft Teams)
Professor Dr. Myroslava Fabian
15. 02.2024 (14:25 -15:55; 16:15 -17:45)
07.03; 14.03.2024 (14:25 -15:55; 16:15 -17:45)
04.04; 11.04.2024 (14:25 -15:55; 16:15 -17:45)
02.05; 09.05.2024 (14:25 -15:55; 16:15 -17:45)
Sunday, February 4, 2024
DOPLNUJUCI ZAPIS 5.2.-11.2.2024
Friday, February 2, 2024
Monday, January 29, 2024
Volne miesta na predmete Zrucnosti pre uspech - z univerzity do praxe
predmete Zrucnosti pre uspech - z univerzity do praxe KAaA/SFS/18, je
este niekolko volnych miest.
Predmet vyucuju trenerky a treneri firiem zdruzenych v Americkej
obchodnej komore, je vyucovany v 7 blokoch, v pondelky od 14.00-17.30.
Vyucba zacne v druhej polovici februara.
V pripade zaujmu si predmet mozete dodatocne zapisat prostrednictvom AIS
alebo ziadosti.
V pripade, ze mate zaujem o dalsie informacie, kontaktujte ma prosim.
Slavka Tomascikova
R. Gregová - KH v stredu 31. 1. 2024
Department of British and American Studies
S. Tomascikova KH 30.1.2024 13.30-15.00
Slavka Tomascikova
Thursday, January 25, 2024
študenti predmetu Súčasná VB
Lívia Körtvélyessy
Monday, January 22, 2024
Konzultacne hodiny Tomascikova
9.00-10.30. Slavka Tomascikova
Wednesday, January 17, 2024
Monday, January 15, 2024
Change of the exam room
this is to inform you that our Introduction to Lit. Theory Exam (17th of Jan at 11.00)
will take place in AULA KOSTLIVEHO (AK07) instead of AP1P1.
I KINDLY ASK YOU TO COME TO THE AULA AT 1045 in order to be properly seated.
Zuzana Burakova
Zuzana Buráková, PhD.
Assistant Professor
DEPARTMENT OF BRITISH AND AMERICAN STUDIES
Faculty of Arts
Pavol Jozef Safarik University in Kosice
Moyzesova 9 (Platon building)
040 01 Kosice
Slovakia
www.kaa.ff.upjs.sk
konzultacne hodiny Tomascikova
Slavka Tomascikova
Wednesday, January 10, 2024
Monday, January 8, 2024
Sunday, January 7, 2024
KH Tomascikova
9.00-10.30. Slavka Tomascikova
Tuesday, January 2, 2024
R. Gregová - Office Hours During Exam Period
Department of British and American Studies
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
Language Skills 1 - Credit Test 2 = RESULTS
Monday, December 18, 2023
English Grammar - Selected Chapters AJGRb/21 C
R. Gregová - Office Hours in Week 14
Department of British and American Studies
Nouvelles possibiltés d´études doctorales (Académie de sciences slovaque).
Odoslané: piatok 15. decembra 2023 19:05
Komu: Andrea Turekova <andrea_turekova@yahoo.fr>
Kópia: Mgr. Daniel Vojtek PhD. <daniel.vojtek@upjs.sk>; Zuzana Malinovská <malinovska.zuzana@gmail.com>; Petr Kyloušek <kylousek@phil.muni.cz>
Predmet: Fwd: prosba o šírenie oznámenia pre študujúcich o výbere témy na PhD. štúdium
----- Preposlaná správa -----
Od: "Jana Cvikova" <jana.cvikova@savba.sk>
Komu: "Ingrid Synakova" <ingrid.synakova@savba.sk>, "Jana Cvikova" <jana.cvikova@savba.sk>
Odoslané: piatok, 15. december 2023 16:33:24
Predmet: prosba o šírenie oznámenia pre študujúcich o výbere témy na PhD. štúdium
Milé kolegyne, milí kolegovia,
ako možno viete, pred časom sme v našom ústave organizovali deň otvorených dverí o PhD. štúdiu, na ktorý nadväzujeme šírením ponuky pre študujúcich záverečných ročníkov (najmä filologického, ale nielen, štúdia): Ide o možnosť, aby s nami konzultovali možnosť orientovať svoju dizertačnú prácu na tému či oblasť, ktorá ich zaujíma a chceli by sa jej venovať.
Môžu sa do 10. januára ozvať na mail: jana.cvikova@savba.sk
Neskôr sa, pravdaže tiež budú môcť prihlásiť na prijímacie skúšky na PhD. štúdium, ale už na schválené, verejne vypísané témy.
Viem, že s tým neprichádzame v dobrom čase, ale budeme sa tešiť, ak sa - vďaka vašej pomoci - niekto s bytostným záujmom o výskum literatúry nájde.
V prílohe nájdete plagát o výbere témy v tlačovej a online verzii.
Viaceré informácie k doktorandskému štúdiu u nás sú dostupné na webovej stránke ústavu: https://usvl.sav.sk/wp/
a konkrétnejšie tu: https://usvl.sav.sk/wp/?page_id=235
S priateľským pozdravom
Jana Cviková
vedecká tajomníčka
Ústav svetovej literatúry SAV, v. v. i.
m. 0907 466 939
https://usvl.sav.sk/wp/
--
Róbert Karul
Institut de Philosophie
19, rue Klemensova
811 09 Bratislava
Slovaquie
tél.: 00 421 907 743408
Sunday, December 17, 2023
Thursday, December 14, 2023
Classes of Dr Karin Sabolikova = UPDATE
Should you have any questions, contact Adriana Sabovikova at adriana.sabovikova@upjs.sk
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Office Hours in Weeks 13 and 14
Monday, December 11, 2023
Office hours - Semaník Miklossiová
Sunday, December 10, 2023
Saturday, December 9, 2023
R. Gregová - Office Hours in Week 13
Department of British and American Studies
No reply.
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Wednesday, December 6, 2023
Final thesis projects Literary studies – presentations, Monday, 11.12. 10.00 -11.30 and 11.45 -13.00, Room AP1P2
Students who would like to specialise in literary studies and have signed or plan to sign a final thesis contract with the topic from British/American literary studies are encouraged to join the activity as members of the audience. They will have an opportunity to listen to the presentations delivered by BA and MA students in the final years of their studies and ask questions about the challenges and rewards of literary studies research. All other students are also welcome.
Soňa Šnircová